Ready, Aim, Poop!!

Well yesterday we took Amaya to finally get some "professional" pictures taken. We figured she was old enough and could handle herself under "next top model" pressure. Well we get there and as predicted she is totally sleeping; the car ride has a tremendous effect on her.

So we get there and the photographer starts to take pictures of her on this bean bag.

Everything is going fine except this little girl won't wake up. So they take more pics of her on the bean bag in "la-la" land.

Next the photographer wanted to get some pictures of Amya's feet, back, ears, and hands. Now for those who haven't been around Amaya let me tell you this; Amaya doesn't like for anyone and I mean anyone to hold her hands or mess with her feet. Trust me I have tried many times!! Here are some pictures of her little extremities:

Her Ear: Her Feet:

Her Hand: Her Back:

Finally we took some family pictures, they turned out pretty good...

Overall our favorite shots are these!!

As you can see from the title this wasn't your normal photo session. Here's how the story ended. So Melissa fed Amaya in the middle of the photo shoot because she was hungry (mistake #1). At this point in the shoot Amaya was naked (mistake #2). As soon as she was finished eating we resumed taking pictures (mistake #3). You ever felt the calm before the storm? Well this was it. About 5 minutes after she finishes eating and strategically while I was holding her she lets out a tremendously smelly shart (sh%t + fart)!!! And the lime green substance goes all over my shirt!! I must admit now that it was pretty funny. Needless to say the shoot was over and Amya had done her job!! Gotta love her! Her is the last picture right before the incident. If you look closely you can tell that she is warning me, I just didn't listen!!!

Ready, Aim, Poop!!